Lentils on hot dogs….hmmm….combine that with my idea of a Spanish-American War themed hot dog place, and I think we have a winner!

Move over Ben’s Chili Bowl, there’s a new wiener slinger in town!

We’ll call the lentil topped hot dog, "The Armada Dog."

…and I’ll have an imitation lobster topped dog, and call it "USS Maine Dog." (imitation lobster, ’cause we all know the truth about the Maine)

We’ll get a liqour license and sell Mojitos. It’ll be the only place in the city that sells hot dogs and mojitos together in one combo meal.

ahhh….I can see the headlines "The Armada sinks the competition…in other news, DC health officials worried about recent spike in sewage at water treatment facility"