That looks like a setting for a meal of crapilicious banquet food (the place card is the giveaway). Sorry, I’m washing my hair that night.
I do not dine like that. It gives me the willys to even think about it.
What? I set the table like that every night! MH won’t accept anything less.
That’s more tableware than I use in a week!
Well, you’re just a Neanderthal. You don’t need all that tableware to eat fried chicken.