I have come to the conclusion that I am simply not meant to eat them. Got out of work early, got done grocery shopping quickly, so we were in the BK drive-thru at 10:45pm (they close at 1am). NO ONE THERE, other than the four cars in the drive-thru waiting to order. It was weird. Like, weird enough my taxi driver called the police to check on the restaurant in case they’d been robbed. So… still haven’t eaten the triple-damned hot dogs, and it’s possible I never will.
Something really similar happened to me the first time I went in to try one. The restaurant was supposed to close at midnight (Saturday) and the drive through was supposed to close at 1 AM. I got there about 11:40, the doors were locked, and the staff inside just stared at me. And I wasn’t going to be bringing one of those hot dogs into my car (afraid of drippage) so I didn’t have them. As mentioned earlier, I tried them a few days ago. I know that I’m not supposed to compare them to good New York cart hot dogs, or even my local Jersey dogs, but I would expect that they would be at LEAST as good as a 7-11 Big Bite. As I said earlier, they weren’t.