I have come to the conclusion that I am simply not meant to eat them. Got out of work early, got done grocery shopping quickly, so we were in the BK drive-thru at 10:45pm (they close at 1am). NO ONE THERE, other than the four cars in the drive-thru waiting to order. It was weird. Like, weird enough my taxi driver called the police to check on the restaurant in case they’d been robbed. So… still haven’t eaten the triple-damned hot dogs, and it’s possible I never will.