When I was young, the kids got to drink Mateus wine mixed with 7-up on special occasions. Yuchhh, I can still taste it! There was another awful party wine my parents got called Leibfraumilch, or something…I don’t remember the spelling. We called it Leapfrog milk. And I loved LUCKY LAGER because it had silly puzzles under the cap to solve. What about all these horrible champagnes…Cook’s HAS to be the worst!