Somehow I missed this thread, so let me put in my 2 cents (plain). I recall an old Beetle Baily cartoon where General Halftrack is sitting at the bar of the officer’s club with a Martini in front of him. In frame one, the Major asks him what the best drink in the world is. In frame two, the General replies. "Water, when it comes right down to it." Then in frame three, the General adds, "Fortunately, it never comes right down to it."