Ok, here’s another one. Anyone remember Drewery’s? This was when I lived in Missouri, and I have no idea where it was brewed or how widely it was distributed. They had two versions that I knew of: a "regular" and a "draft" (both canned). As bad as Drewery’s Draft (again, canned) was, regular Drewery’s was even worse.
By the way, remember the pull-off tabs (post church-key)? One of the big criticisms was that people would pull the tabs and throw them over the side of the boat, and the fish would eat them (thus killing the fish we were told). Well, a friend and I figured if fish ate them, they’d make good fishbait. We screwed some treble hooks on and sold some to our suckers (er, I mean, friends). I still have one in my tackle box today! Never caught anything with it, though.