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Originally posted by Mongo

These two cows were talking and one says "What do you think about this mad cow disease?"
The other cow replies "What do I care? Im a helicopter"[:p]

So the farmer goes to see a vet.

"I’ve got this cow at home that thinks it’s a helicopter," says the farmer.

"A helicopter? Better bring it here so I can look at it," the vet replies.

"Are you kidding?" says the farmer. "I’m not licensed to fly a helicopter!"

So I guess it DOES spread…