Well East Coast hot dog lovers are hip, I really dig the all-beef dogs they eat;
And the Southern dogs with the way they’re slawed,
they knock me out when I’m down there;
The Mid-West’s Chicago Style really make you feel alright;
And the Northern New York State white hots with the way they taste, they keep their diehard fans warm all night.
I been all around this great big world
And I’ve had all kinds of dogs.
Yeah, but I can’t wait to get back in the states, back to the best dogs in the world.
With apologies to Brian et al,