Geeez, and after I was so well-behaved to not even make a single joke about Lleechef makin’ bacon!!!
I was waiting for you to chime in Elise! Really! Let’s see……..not only did I make bacon with the tsunami of fat, I set the sourdough bread ON FIRE and once made a fruit tart that had a crust so hard it actually SLID off someone’s plate and onto the floor. Ahem. French Chef? From where? La Varenne? What? Can someone call Julia Child??
I guess you were never forced to endure those horrible T-shirts in the 70s that showed two pigs, ahem, en flagrante delecto, with the motto "Makin’ Bacon" emblazoned underneath. Thus, my joke tanks.