You will hate me for this, but whenever I am either driving down a road or in a lot and someone is RIGHT on my tail, I make it a point to stay in their way for as long as possible. I am not talking about someone who is stuck behind me for miles, as Davydd described…I pull off before slowing up traffic in those cases…no I mean the person who gives you absolutely no chance to move before they become glued to your bumper or blowing their horn or flashing their lights.
I become a rolling road block. I may drive well out of my way just to bug them. You may be type A, but I can be type A-hole when dealing with someone with no patience! Call it a twisted hobby of mine.