I looked forward to having a cold adult beverage or two tonight and watching the junior varsity, second-string pack of candidates that my party has fielded for President.

I know that debate is on Univision, and was scheduled to be broadcast in Spanish, but I can’t believe that it is not subtitled in English. Thats just stupid.

How about the rest of us savages out here in flyover country that don’t speak Spanish? Can we get a friggin’ break or what?