OK, call me a sicko. Call me a traitor to Roadfood. But I had apple pie from Costco last night and it was excellent! My sister-in-law warmed it in the oven, and it would have been hard to tell from homemade. The kind she bought was particularly delicious, with caramel crumble topping. She gave my wife and me some to take home and it will be difficult to keep myself away from another slice tonight.

Am I losing it? Will I next be waxing eloquently about the food at Dennies? If so, take me out back and put me out of my misery!